Hello my name is Static and it's a pleasure to see you are on my blog.
It might be of interest for you to know that I'm currently into Avatar, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Misfits, OFF, Pokemon, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Welcome to Night Vale. I'm also certain that there is more fandoms I'm into but that's pretty much all that comes to my mind at the moment.
HS: My pesterchum is staticImpulse and as for titles I am a Witch of Blood. I'm not entirely sure if I sleep on Derse or Prospit, but I'm fairly certain it's on one of the two, otherwise I haven't a clue where my dream self is.
HP: My wand is a 10 1/4 inch Slightly Springy Yew wand with Unicorn core. I am housed under Slytherin, but I was almost so sure I would be in Hufflepuff, I suppose I must have a certain set of determination that I do not see myself yet utilizing.
My friend code for the Pokemon X and Animal Crossing is 0920 - 0554 - 9260. If you would like to play or trade send me an ask.
If you would like to know more or just generally talk leave and ask in the box and I'll be sure to get back to you.
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
What do you have to do to get a scholarship?
I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.
I’d take astronomy lessons from a burrowing owl demon. He looks qualified.
i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beer Apparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them, no one likes it. medicine for kids has ingredients that make it taste kind of like what root beer tastes like so whenever they get root beer it tastes like medicine pretending to be a soda to them so it’s like giving an american a huge bag of black jelly beans and labeling it “Why would you put these death nuggets in your body you ridiculous lout”
*packs bags and heads to Japan to chug root beer as a street performance*
